The 39 Fashion No-Nos That Are Cursing You With An Aging Effect

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When we were underage and people believed that we were older with our outfits and looks, this could really work in our favor. Now that we are actually old and wrinkled, we really do not need people mistaking us for being even older due to poor fashion choices. I’m sure that I am not the only one being prematurely called ma’am due to my granny-like outfits. So, let us try and eliminate as many aging looks as possible with this rejuvenating list!

Large, Puffy Hairdos

Large Puffy Hairdos

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Large Puffy Hairdos

If you were around during the 1970s and 1980s, you might remember those ridiculously voluminous hairdos everyone was sporting. Thankfully, the 1990s brought a swift end to this hairstyle, which besides being completely outdated today, is very harmful to your hair. Sleek, smooth styles have reigned supreme! The only person who can still pull this look off, as you can see from the above picture, is the iconic Dolly Parton.

Failing To Mix Things Up

Monotonous patterns and prints are some of the biggest delusions in some parts of the fashion world. You are indeed permitted to shake things up and combine different designs! Plaid pairs pleasantly with leopard prints, while horizontal stripes are the avocado of the fashion world, meaning that they can be combined with anything. Variety is the spice of life, and these colorful matches will keep you looking vibrant and fresh.

Failing To Mix Things Up

Failing To Mix Things Up

High-Waisted Pants

Apart from people with really attractive ankles, high-waisted jeans should have stayed in the 20th century. You are bound to look like someone from a silver screen classic if you leave home in a pair of these. The standard rule for pants is that they need to cover your ankles, always! For some reason, this has become an incredible trend among hipsters and scene girls, and we do not understand why.

High Waisted Pants

High Waisted Pants

Erasing Your Eyebrows

Nothing is more youthful than a set of thick and healthy brows. Having thinned out eyebrows makes it seem like your hair is starting to fall out. It might take some time, but let your natural forehead fur return in full force! Again, this is a trend among the edgier members of society, who like to look as ‘different’ and striking as possible. You certainly look different if you go for this bizarre look.

Erasing Your Eyebrows

Erasing Your Eyebrows

Failing to Take Regular Care of Your Skin

Even if you haven’t been keeping up with your nightly moisturizer and eye cream regime, you still have plenty of time to fight back the wrinkles. Select a leading anti-aging balm (I can personally recommend Olay) and restart your daily skin-loving discipline! After a long day of work, the last thing that you might want to do is pamper yourself, but you will thank yourself many years down the line for your dedication.

Failing To Take Regular Care Of Your Skin

Failing To Take Regular Care Of Your Skin

An Aversion to Short Sleeves

Growing flabby wings on our arms is part of growing up. Our arms should be proudly displayed to the world regularly! Beyond comfort, long sleeves can be a real pain during summer. As more and more women embrace body positivity, so too will short-sleeved shirts continue to rise in popularity. Only older women wear long-sleeve shirts outside of work and on formal occasions. Just do not do it, unless it is winter, of course.

An Aversion To Short Sleeves

An Aversion To Short Sleeves

The Pairing of Lipstick and Dress

Matching your dress with your lipstick is one of the cardinal rules of fashion. For example, if you are going to wear a fuchsia lipstick, go for cream or black and white dresses. However, glaringly vibrant lipstick colors should never be paired with an equally bright dress, it’s almost impossible to pull off. You will hurt the eyes of those that look at you, and might cause an accident or two.

The Pairing Of Lipstick And Dress

The Pairing Of Lipstick And Dress

Swinging A Grandmother Handbag

Oversized handbags sporting exclusive brands were once very popular. In today’s age, this look has given way to tinier, more portable bags. The beige Versace purse purchased years ago now belongs in a museum, we’re sad to say. If you are spotted carrying this hefty luggage around, people will automatically assume that you have been married for many years. Even if you are married, no one likes the stigma attached to these accessories.

Swinging A Grandmother Handbag

Swinging A Grandmother Handbag

Dressing In The Incorrect Undergarments

The best look can easily be spoiled by the accompaniment of inappropriate undergarments. A restrictive bra or underwear with seams can easily stand out on the exterior. Every woman deserves a professional bra treatment. Not only will you appear more attractive, but your comfort levels will astonish you. Try going for seamless hipsters rather than normal boyshorts or standard hipsters. The right bra will also keep your body firm and supported for years to come.

Dressing In The Incorrect Undergarments

Dressing In The Incorrect Undergarments

Donning Jersey Materials

Jersey is one of the cushiest and airiest of materials, begging to be worn as much as possible. Comfort aside, jersey is terrible for pinpointing the parts of your body which you would rather keep hidden. It sticks to every surface! Jersey isn’t even that incredible, to be honest, as silk, cotton and wool are superior. If you have an emotional connection to jersey, then we can recommend cuts that are ruched or draped. Much more accommodating!

Donning Jersey Materials

Donning Jersey Materials

Slipping On Tan Pantyhose

Other than the nude or black variety, which compliments your skin tone fabulously, I strongly feel that all other tights should be banned! Your entire outfit, which you probably spent a good while putting together, is going to be laughable if you’re running around in tan tights which are far darker in color than your skin. Leave this look to the ballerinas. Unless you are taking to the stage, avoid tan pantyhoses at all costs.

Slipping On Tan Pantyhose

Slipping On Tan Pantyhose

Daring To Poof On Powder Makeup

Powder makeup is terrible as it dehydrates your skin and gets in your face’s creases. This then brings out every wrinkle which you might have developed. Even the tiniest of lines will stand out. Your skin will look like old parchment, and you will scare those around you with your ghostly appearance. Powder makeup should only ever see the light of day for Halloween. This is why modern makeup technology releases liquid makeup and creams.

Daring To Poof On Powder Makeup

Daring To Poof On Powder Makeup

Hiding Your Hips

This is true of so many older women, who think that the world doesn’t want to see their shape anymore. We are blessed with curves, which need to be celebrated! There is so much beauty and wonder in your body that many women sadly hide with oversized clothing, trenchcoats, and loose-fitting dresses. We understand if you like to dress more conservatively, but even if you do, there are modest ways to highlight your body’s best features.

Hiding Your Hips

Hiding Your Hips

Hiding Your Throat

Those eager to obscure the lines on their throat will often opt for a turtleneck, which is an itchy and useless option. The other extreme is the better option, with scoop necks or V-necks really detracting from your neck wrinkles. If you want to be a tamer, you can put on a collared shirt, which will still do the trick. A woman’s throat is one of her most attractively alluring features that allows you to be mildly sexy while still being modest.

Hiding Your Throat

Hiding Your Throat

Sticking To The Same Old Hair Color Or Style

Hair products are one of mankind’s greatest beauty achievements when it comes to keeping things fresh and interesting in your life. Do not let any imagined restrictions keep you from dying your hair a zany color! Ever dreamed of having mermaid-long hair? Just go for it, you only have hair once! With so many different hair services today, you are literally spoiled for choice, and the world is your oyster.

Sticking To The Same Old Hair Color Or Style

Sticking To The Same Old Hair Color Or Style

Entertaining Anything Mini

From teenagers to middle-aged, we are all guilty of hiking up our outfits way too high. As a general rule, your clothing should end just above your knees. You should donate anything in your wardrobe that is “mini”. This is a style that died in the 80s, with some dedicated retro lovers thrashing this dead horse far beyond what is acceptable. Balance is key in today’s fashion. The only thing mini that you should be getting into is the car.

Entertaining Anything Mini

Entertaining Anything Mini

The Nostalgic Items

We understand that you have emotional connections to certain items. This is something which we all struggle with, no matter how ugly the garment is. You don’t have to throw away your garishly sentimental items, just don’t wear them! If you aren’t convinced, then you could just have them redesigned into a more useful piece. Just remember that there are plenty of people in need of new clothes out there!

The Nostalgic Items

The Nostalgic Items

The Hipster Glasses

For some reason, the hippest shades right now look like something someone from The Matrix would wear. These blocky, black frames just bring out your eyebags and wrinkles. Swap them for soft, light-shaded frames that are edged with a jewel decoration or a touch of shine to repel light and shift focus to your eyes. Do not find yourself squinting against the glare as Kourtney Kardashian is in the picture below.

The Hipster Glasses

The Hipster Glasses

Opting For Darker Lipsticks

The darker lipstick shades sit in the cracks of your mouth, bringing out all the lines. Choosing a lighter shade will certainly make your lips look plush and smooth. Exfoliating prior to using lipstick is a great way to further the softening effect. As you can see from the picture below, the generally dazzling Gigi Hadid looks too toned down with this maroon lipstick, dulling her natural beauty and freshness.

Opting For Darker Lipsticks

Opting For Darker Lipsticks

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Insisting On Unappealing Colors

This point builds on our previous one but extends into all your makeup, dress, and accessories choices. While paintings can happily hold any color, you sadly cannot. Those with warm undertones should opt for warm colors, and vice versa. Establish what compliments your general getup, for the sake of avoiding appearing bleached out. A thick streak of eyeliner coupled with dark lipstick and a vermillion dress will make you look like a member of a cult.

Insisting On Unappealing Colors

Insisting On Unappealing Colors

Painting It Black

Black is very popular among those who like to look slimmer. While black will, in fact, do this for you, it is a double-edged sword, as it can saturate your complexion. As skin can begin to lighten with age, black is likely to intensify this appearance. If you love the gothic look, then keep it black, but if you would like to compliment your skin tone as much as possible (especially if you and the sun do not get along) then go for warmer tones.

Painting It Black

Painting It Black

An Obsession With Tweed

Some of the more hip among us have done their best to revive tweed, failing catastrophically. Tweed is guaranteed to add a couple of decades to your appearance, just leave your grandmother’s wardrobe alone! In the picture below, we have three generally fabulous ladies who have been transformed into tacky Christmas ornaments from 1954. There is little more that we can say on the matter, as we do not think that we need to convince you any further.

An Obsession With Tweed

An Obsession With Tweed

Allergic To Denim

Denim has been tragically cast off by so many mature women who believe it is inappropriate for them to wear. Ironically, jeans are some of the most rejuvenating clothing items around. You just need to know which kind looks better on older fashionistas. Go for a darker color, complete with a pretty blouse, a blazer, and some killer heels. There is a reason why denim has survived this long, as it can turn any pair of legs into the most shapely stunners.

Allergic To Denim

Allergic To Denim

Accessorizing With Flashy Trinkets

People who step out jingling from head to toe with too much bling have always come under fire. What you might not have realized, if you do wear too much jewelry, is that it can make you look like someone’s wealthy great-aunt. Minimalism is in when it comes to jewelry. This accessory trend emphasizes youthfulness and carefreeness. As you can see from the picture below, these beautiful women have hidden the napes of their necks and chests with an overload of pieces.

Accessorizing With Flashy Trinkets

Accessorizing With Flashy Trinkets

Donning Jeans Which Are Too Elastic

Very elastic jeans are the most relaxed, but they are also quite frumpy looking for anyone who isn’t a gym freak. When shopping for jeans, avoid anything with more than 2% elasticity in its fiber. You will then have your silhouette greatly complimented while keeping up an attractive form. The whole point of jeans is to tighten your legs and bottom into a more complimenting form and you are wasting their potential.

Donning Jeans Which Are Too Elastic

Donning Jeans Which Are Too Elastic

Avoiding Fitted Garments

Form-fitting garments are available for everyone. You are not the exception! Fitted garments will bring out a youthful appearance in you that you didn’t know was possible. Buying garments that actually fit your body shape will bring depth to your outfit. While we adore Billie Eilish and her style, she is one of the few people that can pull this look off in the world, as it compliments her edgy overall style.

Avoiding Fitted Garments

Avoiding Fitted Garments

Slipping On Chunky Shoes

For some reason, the most hideous chunky sneakers of the 90s have made a comeback. They do nothing but make your lower half appear wider! Try turning your chunky footwear in for a sleeker pair, such as flats or heels. Your friends might all be wearing the Fila Disruptors that they found in their childhood closets, but that does not mean that you should be inducted into the regressive movement too.

Slipping On Chunky Shoes

Slipping On Chunky Shoes

Trying Too Hard To Be Hip

Who doesn’t want to blend in with the cool kids? Everyone wants to feel hip and happening at some stage. Unfortunately, you might be following trends which met their expiry date years ago. Try and get back in touch with the current trends. Nothing will make you stand out in the worst way possible than trying to copy your daughter and her friends. They will just cringe at you, sadly.

Trying Too Hard To Be Hip

Trying Too Hard To Be Hip

Fastening Jackets Around Your Middle

The current edgy style of tying flannel shirts or jackets above your pants has really taken off. This is a certified way to fool people into thinking that your hips are wider than they actually are. Alternatively, you could tie your extra clothing to your shoulders. This was a cool look when you were a kid, going on long and incredible adventures. But when you are simply walking to the nearby McDonald’s, it is clear that this was an unnecessary addition.

Fastening Jackets Around Your Middle

Fastening Jackets Around Your Middle

Suntanning The Natural Way

Who doesn’t love soaking up some sunshine on a beautiful day? We’ll tell you who: your skin. Tanning is actually quite bad for your skin and will rapidly age it, not to mention worsen your chances of getting skin cancer, sun spots, and melanomas. The healthier option involves applying healthy tanning agents to your skin which will give you a bronzed shine without the damage. Or, just apply a good sun cream brand and let time do its job.

Suntanning The Natural Way

Suntanning The Natural Way

A Penchant For Florals

Florals are a lovely choice if you want to make a statement but should be kept as a rare look. This is a very outdated pattern that reminds one of their grandmother’s home. If we can’t convince you to ditch the florals, then there are plenty of current looks which you can get tailored for your body size. Nothing completes the ugliness of floral patterns worse than the frilly trimmings that the dresses below have.

A Penchant For Florals

A Penchant For Florals

Ducking Out Of Hair Trims

Lengthy hair is bound to make you look far older than you are. A frequent trip to the hairdresser for a trim will keep you looking young indefinitely. You might not notice just how many split or dead ends you have, so you really owe it to yourself to invest in proper hair treatments. Just remember that our hair starts thinning out as we get older, and a failure to maintain it will add strain, accelerating hair loss and baldness.

Ducking Out Of Hair Trims

Ducking Out Of Hair Trims

A Passion For Blush

Blush is a difficult thing to get right. Applying a lot to inappropriate areas will give you and elderly appearance. Try purchasing a faded shine type of blush and apply it to your cheekbones. Putting on too much can be fixed by blending it further into your skin. After Adele lost all that weight, she ditched this heavy makeup look seen in the picture below to bring out her youthful beauty and freshness.

A Passion For Blush

A Passion For Blush

A Heel Phobia

Heels are a necessary evil when it comes to dressing up, considering how taxing they can be on the feet. Kitten heels have made a powerful comeback, as have boots with thick heels. It’s amazing knowing that you can look after your feet while still being trendy. Adding a few extra inches to your height does not hurt, and you will tighten your calf muscles and derriere for a sexier appeal.

A Heel Phobia

A Heel Phobia

Wearing Branded Garments

Branded items didn’t look appealing even when you were a teenager, so you shouldn’t be wearing them as you age. You are just coming across as attention-seeking by doing so. You’re really attracting the wrong kind of attention with your obsession with designer brand imagery. We really advise you to give the consumerist appeal a miss as you embrace more green-focused threads. Conforming with the new sustainable clothing brands will make you super cool!

Wearing Branded Garments

Wearing Branded Garments

Pursuing Lengthy Skirts

Pursuing Lengthy Skirts

Pursuing Lengthy Skirts

With age comes an extended hemline. Although a draping skirt can be pulled off if you happen to be tall or if matched with the right towering heels, you are more than likely to step out looking quite frumpy. Your body will look like a pear and you will look incredibly peculiar with such a mismatched arrangement of baggy items. Let us do away with this collection, once and for all!

A Love For Same-Fit Couplings

If you put together bottoms or tops, the rule of thumb is as follows: a tight-fitting top should be paired with a loose bottom, while a loose-fitting top should be paired with a tighter bottom. You really should never step out looking like a Karate champion. Then there is also the deceptively restrictive nature of these pants, which make walking much harder than it seems. Do not fall on your face!

A Love For Same Fit Couplings

A Love For Same Fit Couplings

Lacking Definition In Your Waistline

A commonly held belief is that bulging parts can be concealed by looser clothing. This is not a complimenting technique, at all. Covering yourself in oversized items will certainly curse you with a shapelessness that is completely unappealing. We want you to be as comfortable as possible, but clothes should also be freeing and light, unlike the choices shown in the pictures below. The oversized trenchcoat in particular will drag on the floor and become ruined in not time at all.

Lacking Definition In Your Waistline

Lacking Definition In Your Waistline

The Thick Eyeliner Look

Who doesn’t want to make their eyes stand out boldly? Doing so with a bold, dark eyeliner is not going to work very well, unfortunately. You are simply bringing focus to your wrinkles with this look. A brighter tone will work wonders, however, just make sure to apply it sparingly. If you consider your eyes to be your best feature, then there are plenty of subtler ways to bring them out better.

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The Thick Eyeliner Look

The Thick Eyeliner Look

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